Little Lynn Riding-Hood

Little Lynn Riding-hood
Up he did grow
To be Ninth Ward Bishop
As all of you know.

He went to the Ward
To check on the roof,
And whom should he meet
But Wilbur the Woolf.

"Oh! President Woolf,
What big eyes have you."
"That's so I can see
All the things you should do."

"And what big ears
You have, likewise."
"That's so I can hear
If you tell any lies."

And what a big mouth,
The thought entered his head.
But he deemed it not wise
So he left it unsaid.

Now all us Ninth Warders
Should try to be good,
For Wilbur the Woolf
And Lynn Riding-hood.